I was waiting at the barrier of Goodenbergh Country Holiday Park for Tom (my new online friend), when a man came from the site making his way to the exit.

Morning he said.

OK mate – where you off?

He said I bet you can’t guess what I am doing.

I didn’t have a clue.

He said his name was John and he’s was walking round the Boundary of Yorkshire.

Off he strode off into the distance.