I kept a diary of my service in the army not anything special just things I found funny. So I thought I would share with you some sayings or just what my mate said on a normal day.
2 Soldiers on a road in the middle of nowhere.
Are your feet hurting mate.
2 men in the barrack room.
Can I borrow your Iron mate.
2 Lads at a military funeral.
The Curtain Closes on the Coffin.
One lad says come on we need to go round the back and collect him.
Waiting for the start of a Half Marathon. My mate turned up.
Are you feeling ok.
Yes had Six Pints and a 12 inch Pizza last night for my supper.
Another Half Marathon.
Done enough training for this mate.
Yes went out last night with Fatty Curly and got Shitfaced.